Look at this hideous thing my parents expect me to wear...They say its French, I thought the French had good taste!
...and if that whole episode wasn't bad enough...they also decided to try me on solids today
Why am I smiling? There is nothing to smile about here. I want to lodge a formal complaint for crimes against babies! Or at least put them in touch with someone from Masterchef. They need HELP.
Mum and Dad even tried to set my brother and sister adrift in the dinghy today...
Lucky for them I was on deck and could throw them a line...
I don't know why I bothered though, they wouldn't share any of the good food with me. Stinkers!